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Bryan added a photo: My Baby and I at Tony Roma's

Mar 21

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Relationship Status:: Married

About Me:: I want to tip a cow but baby Jesus does not approve.

There's not much to say about me. At first there was just mom and dad. I jumped out of mommy's happy place and soon started craving anti-depressants. In fact, I just put a huge handful of them onto a flour tortilla, covered it with a mouth watering Pico de Gallo that I made myself, and am getting ready to eat my emo taco alone.

When the Japanese robots come to eat my spleen, Bagman gets my computer and the rest of you can divide up my porn collection to share amongst yourselves.

No, I do not enjoy slow walks on the beach. I'd rather be merrymaking.

Favorite part of ZipperFish:: The clitoris.

You Likey Some Pizza?

Check out my NSFW Pizza Hut call and Merry Effing Xmas!

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Like new music and irrfuckingreverent humor? Check out my site and my gaey podcast. I've been told that people should start at episode 11 so they can get a taste of what we're like before they jump in head first to the rest of the archive. There are a few people from here that you'll recognize on the show too. www.puntspeedchunk.com And even if you don't care about our ramblings, would you please click to vote for my show. We were number one in the m… Continue

Posted on March 17th, 2008 at 9:48pm — 1 Comment (Add)

New MySpace

I made a new MySpace account if anyone cares. Just a few days after deleting my old account I found a reason that I needed a new one. DOH!

Posted on February 3rd, 2008 at 6:47pm — 1 Comment (Add)

Thanks for Your Support with my Videos!

Top #2, #4, and #15 on Japanese YouTube comedy in less than 48 hours.

You all are the greatest!

Posted on January 5th, 2008 at 12:42pm — No Comments (Add)

Added Another Video

Some pimply ass 16 year old talks trash online and gets what he asks for when he tells me to "Try again" with my videos.

There's a reason they call him "No Fucks 1991".

(YouTube is still processing it as I type. It should be available to the public in a few minutes.)

...and by minutes I mean hours.

Posted on January 4th, 2008 at 1:19am — No Comments (Add)

Just Added Some ALMOST NSFW Videos to my Profile

This is the kind of shit that happens when the entire family is at home on vacation and we've already blown our financial wads on Xmas and New Years bullshit.

Please take the time to go to YouTube and rate my shit if you like it and please DON'T if you think it sucks. I'm considering doing weekly (possibly more) 30 second video podcasts like these if people likey.

Feel free to add me as a friend over there and or… Continue

Posted on January 3rd, 2008 at 2:09pm — No Comments (Add)

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At 9:59am on March 18th, 2008, Albo from Australia said…: You are welcome!

At 1:40pm on January 13th, 2008, HelloKitty said…

At 1:30pm on January 13th, 2008, HelloKitty said…: did you delete your myspace?

At 12:00am on January 9th, 2008, HelloKitty said…: funny...how did you do it?

At 3:46pm on December 29th, 2007, HelloKitty said…: Bryan...where you at? We miss you.

At 7:34pm on December 26th, 2007, Tinkerbell said…: Seriously, I was looking at your pics you've posted, and I think it's pretty freaking cool that you live in Japan. I mean, how many American guys manage a Japanese baseball team?? BTW, is that like a intermeural league?

At 7:28pm on December 26th, 2007, Tinkerbell said…: If I were to guess, I'd say you flew there, Bry.

At 1:45am on December 25th, 2007, Houston said…: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 9:08pm on December 21st, 2007, Tinkerbell said…: It's cause Texas girls are bomb! Texas is cool, too, of course. But, Texas guys are lucky. They get the pick of the litter. ;)

At 3:32am on December 21st, 2007, Bagman said…: Alright fucker. You've won this one. I say we make this an annual thing, or maybe every couple of months...

I said annual... I know... anal.