The elusive...................THE JACK..................Merry "Politically Correct Representation of the timeframe existing between November 1st and Decemeber 25th"! To you too!!!
Yeah yeah yeah. Look, I've been out on a boat in the deep waters of. . . oh no wait, that's not me..
I've been sitting on MY couch, in MY house, drinking MY cheap American Beer on MY lazy ass... You know, being a regualr American guy and let some other dumb schmuck fight for me...
Been meaning to say thanks, Drave and other Military guys and gals. . . Can I wire you money for a geisha?
Its more like Merry "get fucked over cuz Stores know you want something so they Jack(the radio guy) the price up so you end up paying more then you planed causing you to have to cut money from other bills or not pay the bill just so people get they gifts so you don't hear them bitch"