I'm pregnant

[Bagman]

NOOO!!!! You opened it! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, IF you repost this within 2 minutes with the heading:
(pick 1)

☺ Slow
☺I miss my baby
☺ In love
☺ Rough Sex
☺ I wear thongs
☺ Call me
☺ Baby am I doing too much?
☺ I smoke weed
☺ Ask me out already stupid!!!!!!!!!!
☺ I'm Single :)
☺ I wish i was with her right NOW
☺ I wish i was with him right NOW
☺ I wanna love him but i just cant
☺ I wish she would realize how much i [LOVE] her
☺ I wish he would realize how much i [LOVE] him
☺ I wanna be with him
ahhh im a fucking dad
☺ my ex is ugly
☺ I'm back with my ex
☺ I wanna ask her out!!
☺ I think I'm breaking up with him : )
☺ I'm pregnant
☺ I'm trying to decide
☺ i'm trying to be his wifey
☺ Fuck i'm pregnant
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Ok, seriously, this thread is for you to post the most random myspace bulletin you've ever seen.